Despite the logo here, I heartily recommend against using Google Translate for legal document translation. It’s awfully handy at gelato stands in Italy, though– especially with the camera function! (Image courtesy of Google, via Wikimedia Commons.)

Last month, I posted that, yes, foreign authorities actually read translated documents— and if

Charles Evans Whittaker Federal Courthouse, KCMO. Voidxor, via Wikimedia Commons.

I took Civ Pro from a giant.

When I say giant, I mean in the figurative sense, because he’s only 5’7″ or so, but this diminutive fellow remains among the most talented and effective teachers I’ve ever had.  He

“Since brevity is the soul of wit / And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, I will be brief…”
Polonius, Hamlet, Act. 2, Sc. 2.  “Each allegation must be simple, concise, and direct. No technical form is required.”  FRCP 8(d)(1).

In a valiant quest to be a paperless lawyer, I