Sorry to be so loud with that.
Well, no, actually. I’m not sorry. I tried to lay all this out last spring, but here we go again.
At least once a month– still– I’ll hear from a very well-meaning client, seeking to rein in costs and save his/her client a boatload of cash and
Over the past couple of years, we’ve seen an uptick in the number of plaintiffs’ attorneys who submit FedEx receipts, attesting to delivery of Hague Service Requests to Central Authorities, filing them as proof of service. In most instances, it’s
* Hint: it’s not easy. If it were, I wouldn’t have a practice.
A plea to the senior partner overseeing a lawsuit:
Hear me out here. (This applies equally to non-attorney staff– the more junior they are, the more this is important.)
Litigators are busy people.
All of our clients are lawyers, so we don’t hear this quip often. But when we do, it sets my teeth on edge just a bit, because the guy* on the other end of the line is either being extraordinarily rude, or– more likely– he just doesn’t have a solid grasp of what we do
No, really. It’s gamesmanship, it’s wrong, and it’s prejudicing your client. Think Charlie Brown and Lucy and that blasted football.
If defense counsel were going to accept service on their client’s behalf, they’d have done it already, so quit screwing around and recognize that time’s a-wastin’. Quit letting them pull the ball
[This rant is designed to guide my clients in getting the right paperwork generated for service by diplomatic channels. If I’ve sent you a link to this, that means you have to press the issue with your clerk of court– not because I want to create more work for the court staff, but the opposite.
Another statement we hear regularly from colleagues who very legitimately seek to save costs or just cover all possible bases– and others who just want to shortcut the process in a super-cheap, super-quick way without worrying about proper procedure:
We’re going to serve alternatively instead of using the Hague.
Impossible to let that one go
TL;DR: think Miranda. Anything you say in a filing about proof of Hague Service could be used against you. So don’t say anything. Also, I’m a nerd who digs arcane Latin terms like probatur even though I never studied Latin.
A bit of background is in order here.
My firm’s primary job is
TL;DR… be patient. It’s a process.
Several years ago, I published a pair of posts that are even more important to keep in mind now, in a post-pandemic world:
The spring of 2019 seems like a decade
The Dutch– an exceedingly practical and direct people– have a saying: Goedkoop is Duurkoop. Cheap is expensive. We of the anglophone persuasion have a variation on that theme: you get what you pay for.
But the Dutch version captures reality far more forcefully. Cheap is expensive is an apt way of articulating the constant
