[This rant is designed to guide my clients in getting the right paperwork generated for service by diplomatic channels. If I’ve sent you a link to this, that means you have to press the issue with your clerk of court– not because I want to create more work for the court staff, but the opposite.



Jimmy Sellers was my best friend in the sixth grade– and best man when Peggy and I got married. We never went to an art museum in 1982. [This is how we would have forged the thing. Both of our moms were 




