The unabashed Schedule A Crazy Train has come to a stop in Chicago thanks to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit. The court has finally said definitively that serving a Chinese defendant by email doesn’t fly except in certain circumstances. Sorry to mix transportation metaphors there.

The Third Circuit already reached that

The latest lawsuit trend we’re seeing involves class actions on behalf of farmers and co-ops accusing various fertilizer producers– including several outside the United States– of price fixing. They’re surely destined for MDL designation, quite possibly right here in Kansas City, but for now, they still have to be served in accordance with FRCP

The U.S. Department of State and Global Affairs Canada each designate “Forwarding Authorities” who are legally competent to sign Requests pursuant to the Hague Service Convention. In Canada, the designation is pretty succinct, setting out a specific list, including various government officials, judicial officers, and “Members of the law societies of all provinces and

Alternate title: You don’t serve a Central Authority. Ever.

So stop saying it.

Over the past couple of years, we’ve seen an uptick in the number of plaintiffs’ attorneys who submit FedEx receipts, attesting to delivery of Hague Service Requests to Central Authorities, filing them as proof of service. In most instances, it’s