[Yes, this story is relevant to litigation. I promise.]

Between us, Peggy and I have four nephews– three by biology and another by circumstance of life. All four of them are on the verge of adulthood, and all four played a lot of Minecraft when they were on the verge of adolescence. I mean a

Seriously. Unless you absolutely have to serve them with process (ie: the summons), leave discovery demands out.

Lots of plaintiffs’ lawyers gasp when I say that.  They look at me like I have three heads.

  • “Are you nuts?”
  • “Oh, you’re a comedian now?”
  • “Clearly, you’re an idiot.”

I certainly understand why they react that

[This rant is designed to guide my clients in getting the right paperwork generated for service by diplomatic channels. If I’ve sent you a link to this, that means you have to press the issue with your clerk of court– not because I want to create more work for the court staff, but the opposite.