Two nights ago, my wife and I returned home from an all-too-brief visit to Scotland. The daughter of some old friends got married in a beautiful ceremony in front of stunning seaside views, and then we traveled across the country & back again (this isn’t a big deal, as the country is barely eighty miles wide at the latitude we traveled). Along the way, Peggy was a bit puzzled at times regarding terminology.
Okay, she said, we’re in Scotland, but also in England? Huh?
Well, no. We’re in Scotland, but also in Great Britain, and also in the United Kingdom (for now?) and the European Union (also for now).
I tried to explain that Scots are British, and Northern Irish are UK citizens but not British, and the Welsh will smack you for calling them English, as will the Scots and definitely the folks in the Republic of Ireland. Scotch is term reserved only for whisky (not whiskey) and cellophane tape, and you refer to a person from Scotland as a Scot or Scottish.
Confused yet? Well, you’re not alone. Here’s a handy YouTube video that explains– very briefly– the difference between the geographic and political distinctions in the British Isles. It’s the shortest of the bunch, but there are a slew of others that explain the various boundaries.
This is critical stuff when serving process. It all falls under the Hague Service Convention, but saying “I need to serve a defendant in the UK” isn’t sufficiently specific to know what law governs. Likewise, “I need to serve an Irish defendant” leaves out some critical details. Once the defendant’s specific location is determined, the following guides are pertinent:
- England & Wales (unified under the same legal regime)
- Ireland (split into two jurisdictions)
- Scotland (again, don’t call them English, or you’ll get hit)
Let me know if you need some guidance. My understanding took decades to refine, and I’m still unsure at times.
To be sure, a good time was had by all– especially at the reception where (I’m am not making this up) I watched a couple of hundred Scotsmen sing The Proclaimers’ “500 Miles” to the bride and groom before their sendoff. It was a stunning experience. To the new Mr. and Mrs. Baird, I wish all possible joy and happiness.