Avast, ye scurvy dogs– September 19th be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, so my crew and I will be celebratin’ by talkin’ like pirates (just like every day aboard the Pirate Vessel HLB) and raising a flagon o’ grog to the memory of Jack Sparrow, Hector Barbossaand the greatest buccaneer to ever wield a rapier on the high seas, Peter Blood.

FOLLOW ME, M’ HARDIES!   [Talking like a pirate very well could entail a patrician accent like that of Errol Flynn, so don’t feel the need to follow the silliness by being guttural and making your throat all raspy.]

Just so’s ye have some context for our bit o’ celebratin’, a few links:

Enjoy the holiday, ye rotten bilge swillers.